I wish there were two of me,
So we could sing harmony when we’re by ourselves.
We won’t need technology.
We could do it old-fashionedly all by ourselves.
We could never disagree
When it’s only me and me.
We would never worry.
Cause I already fight with myself,
And say goodnight to myself,
See life in black and white by myself.
I don’t need anybody else,
Cause I already lie to myself.
I wish there were two of me,
And we’d play Monopoly when we’re by ourselves.
No electric company,
And we share all the property between ourselves.
We would never disagree,
When we decide which piece to be.
We would never worry.
Cause I already play with myself,
And spend the day with myself,
Run out of things to say to myself.
I don’t need anybody else,
Cause I already hate myself.