MALE:
Have you looked at yourself in the mirror, baby?
Take a glance and you might just see what you’ve become.
Did you think that a dozen roses maybe,
Could erase all the damage you have done.

FEMALE:
I said I’m sorry,
It only was one time.
Call me your baby,
I want you to be mine

MALE:
All is fair in love and war,
I hope you’re ready for that fight.

BOTH:
Who will have the last laugh tonight?

FEMALE:
At the party when your friends were arriving,
I slowly started becoming cellophane.
Did you think getting in your car and driving,
Wouldn’t also be driving me insane?

MALE:
I gave you warning.
I thought you knew the deal,
And in morning,
You can tell me how you feel.

FEMALE:
All is fair in love and war,
Out of mind and out of sight.

BOTH:
Who will have the last laugh tonight?

FEMALE:
And I’m finding it hard to believe that what you said was true.

MALE:
And I wish I could take back every time I said I love you.

FEMALE:
And if you try to phone or text then
You can expect my dial tone,
And you can have the last laugh alone.

MALE:
Maybe we’ve both made mistakes.
I forgot how her heart breaks.
I’d take back every word I said,
Tell her I love her instead.
I just have to let you know,
I can’t bear to let you go.
I’ll show you you’re not alone,
Just pick up your telephone.

FEMALE:
Hey, it’s me. I’m not at the phone,
So leave me a message at the tone.
I’ll get back to you.

MALE:
Thanks for the laughter,
And all the time that you and I spent.
But if you have to,
Pretend that I didn’t say what I meant,
You can believe a lie.
You can pretend you had the last laugh.
I can pretend that you had the last cry.